WANTED: Someone to sit next to me and listen to The Mountain Goats and chatter excitedly about how great John Darnielle and his lyrics are and what they mean. We can also watch Community and play Mario Kart. I have snacks, but you’re welcome to bring more. Now accepting applications.

I wanted to reblog this with a “You have my sword” gif, but I’m using the app on my phone.

Lord of the Rings reference. You’re in. Also, if you really have an actual sword, bring that too.

Anonymous asked: 1, 17, 4

Answered 4 in a previous post, but here’s 1 and 17:

1. Are you more feminine or masculine?

Probably slightly more masculine than feminine, but it’s a pretty close call. I tend to ride the line between the two.

17. Is men’s rights a thing?

Human rights are a thing, and they’re important, but men generally don’t tend to have their human rights systematically oppressed in the way that other groups do so I’m going to go with no. Men should have the same rights as anyone else (or perhaps a better way to word it would be “everyone else should have the same rights as men”), but “men’s rights” as some kind of movement or whatever is not a thing.

Okay, time to relax and read a book for a while before I go to bed. Have a good day, friends.


If I didn’t have to sleep 95% of my problems would be solved. 


who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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Psapp - Everybody Wants To Be A Cat


"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (cover) from The Aristocats

Sung by Psapp.  A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune.  Several musical genres thrown in.

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This third shift schedule is basically an introvert’s dream because on my days off I get to spend the first half of my day with my family/friends/etc. and then I get to spend the last half all by myself in my room without feeling obligated to interact with anyone. The only catch is that this house gets unbelievably cold at night, so I’m sitting here happily puttering around by myself but my feet are slowly turning to ice and soon they’ll fall off my body.



If you google my url without the “” at the end it’s just an endless stream of links to various iterations of the bathroom post.

Either your text post dies a hero, or it lives long enough to see itself become the villain.

i was laughing so much at this that i accidentally liked the post above it instead and felt obligated to go through with reblogging that post

Zelda and her Phantom in SSB4

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Story lover, enthusiastic nerd, hopeful romantic. Mostly reblogs of things I enjoy, sometimes ramblings about books/movies/music or what to say to friends on their way to the bathroom. My friend code is 2852-8305-7622 and you are all welcome to use it.

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